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This cost me £1000 | Unisex Classic T-Shirt

This cost me £1000 | Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Regular price £1,000.00 GBP
Regular price Sale price £1,000.00 GBP
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Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Do it. I dare you.

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THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS T SHIRT. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR MONEY.
IF YOU LIKE BURNING MONEY, THAT IS COMPLETELY UP TO YOU.

YOU'RE PROBABLY INTO HAVING YOUR BALLS STEPPED ON AREN'T YOU?
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING LIKE SPEND 1000GBP ON A CRAPPY T-SHIRT, BECAUSE YOU'VE JUST GOT THAT DEEP, DEEP PIT INSIDE YOU.
THE VOID IS CALLING.
WASTE YOUR MONEY.

DO IT.
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• Unisex
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Garment sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
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Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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